I am very grateful for the life I have. I have a wonderful husband, a great family, the best in-laws you could ask for, a great job, good health, etc. However, there is one thing that keeps my life in constant craziness, makes me wonder what I did to deserve him, and makes me want to pull all of my hair out... TYRONE CAWOOD!!!! This dog makes me so nuts sometimes that I think I am going to have to get mental help! UGH!!! So the story begins.... The girls were here last weekend and Whitney and I went to PB to find adorable cushions for my new outdoor wicker sectional. We spent two hours there b/c I couldn't make up my mind if I wanted to go with blue tones, red tones, or even orange tones. So, we get the cushions home, have drinks out on the new porch and enjoy a great evening with friends. I decide to cover the new cushions with towels just IN CASE Tyrone decides the new furniture looks more comfortable than his dog bed. I get up on Saturday and he hadn't touched the couch. WOW! Maybe the damn dog is growing up. Saturday night I go to bed and forget to cover the couch. Oh well, he didn't touch it the night before, it will be fine. NOPE! I wake up and he has RUN, slept, and rolled in mud all over my cushions. I about died. There was 50 pounds of black dog hair all over my new furniture!!! Luckily the girls were there and they helped me pull every cover off and I washed them. I broke not one but two zippers while doing so b/c the covers were so tight. So Jennie gives me a great idea to get a tarp or a cover and just leave the whole set covered until I use it the next time. I immediately got on PB's website and ordered a $125.00 dollar cover for the darn couch. UGH! So, TODAY I put all the cushions on the couch, put the cover on the couch and tell Tyrone to not even think about it. Drew and I go out for breakfast, grocery shopping, Lowes.. the usual fun Sunday things. As I am bringing in groceries I hear Drew screaming. I thought the dog had drowned or something. Nope, he just decided to pull the cover off.. I have no idea how.. and ran, slept, rolled in mud all over my cushions AGAIN!!! Are you kidding me???? I lost it right then! So I am offering my lovely, sweet, well behaved Tryone free to a good home. :)
Pros to owning Tryone-
1. He listens and does not misbehave
2. He will eat your outdoor cushions (did this last year), dog beds (gone through 10), pool toys, pool towels, and furniture
3. He will color your indoor furniture a pretty shade of yellow. So far he is experienced with couches, chairs, and even a bed!
4. He will eat your sunscreen
5. He will goose you if you come close to him
6. He will leave you wonderful surprises of you know what in your garage. His fun is leaving them in places that you cannot see and you have to smell your way to finding them.
7. He will drown you in the pool b/c he thinks it is funny to jump on people and dogs while they swim
8. He gives great kisses
TYRONE... AKA Idiot Dog!!!

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COVER- going back in the box to PB. Now I have ordered large cushion holding bags.
I do love my dog, but right now I want to kill him!!! :)